Bastards of Horror

From Charles Band:

DUDES!!!! IT’S ONLY ONCE A YEAR!!! 50% OFF EVERYTHING*** AND FREE SHIPPING!!!! NOW THAT IS TRULY FAR-OUT AND AWESOME!!!
FROM MIDNIGHT FRIDAY TO MIDNIGHT SUNDAY JUST GO TOhttp://www.fullmoondirect.com/ AND STEAL SOME AMAZING DVDS, PUPPETS, DOLLS AND COLLECTABLES!!! WE’VE EVEN DECIDED TO MAKE ALL THE BATTLE DAMAGED PUPPETMASTER REPLICAS AVAILABLE AND 50% OFF AS WELL!!! PLUS!!! TONIGHT AT 7:00PM PST OUR 4TH GROUP OF X20 ONE OF A KIND RARE COLLECTABLE ITEMS ARE GOING UP ONEBAY!!! THIS IS PART OF A HISTORIC 1000+ EMPIRE/FULL MOON MEMORABILIA AUCTION THAT SPANS OVER 30 YEARS!!!
CB

***only items excluded are the Puppetmaster Replicas

***free shipping only in the US and Canada!

ONLY ONCE A YEAR DO WE HAVE THIS CRAZY SALE !!! STARTING AT MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY THE 12TH THRU MIDNIGHT SUNDAY THE 14TH EVERYTHING GOES FOR HALF ATFULLMOONDIRECT.COM!!!!!!!! AND FREE  SHIPPING!!!***

CRAZY NEW STUFF HAPPENING!!!!! WE WILL HAVE A VERY FAR-OUT AND AWESOME NEW BOX SET OUT IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS: IT’S OUR LIMITED EDITION WASTED WEEKEND HALLOWEEN 2008 BOX SET!!! FEATURING 5 DVDS INCLUDING SHRUNKEN HEADS AND THE KILLER EYE! PLUS!!! WE ARE PUTTING MIND BENDING PRIZES AND UNSPEAKABLE INSERTS INSIDE EVERY BOX SET!!! PLUS!!! LOOK FOR A MEGA ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW!!! IT WILL BE FEATURED IN OUR NEW VIDCAST PLUS AND ON THESE PAGES!!!

CB

DUDES!!! ANNOUNCING THE FAR OUT AND AWESOME FULL MOON AUGUST SALES EVENTS!!!

TO INFUSE SOME EXCITEMENT AND UNIQUE MADNESS INTO AUGUST HERE’S WHAT WE’RE OFFERING AND WHEN!!!

STARTING AT MIDNIGHT AUGUST 8TH THRU MIDNIGHT AUGUST 10TH:

THE 40+ DVD BACK IN STOCK KILLER 2 FOR 1 SALE!

Thirty out of print Full Moon DVDS will be back up for sale at fullmoondirect.com starting at midnight this Friday! buy any 2 and get one free! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!!

STARTING AT MIDNIGHT AUGUST 15TH THRU MIDNIGHT AUGUST 17TH:

THE AWESOME ARCHIVE BOX SET SALE!

Our limited edition, hand signed and numbered ARCHIVE BOX SET COLLECTION will be for sale for ONLY $90 BUCKS starting at midnight August 15th thru midnight August 17th! THAT’S $5 BUCKS A DVD AND SHIPPING IS FREE!!! 18 CLASSIC FULL MOON DVDS IN AN EXTREMELY RARE LIMITED COLLECTION WHICH WILL BE GONE FOREVER SOON!!!

STARTING AT MIDNIGHT AUGUST 23RD THRU MIDNIGHT AUGUST 30TH:

THE ULTIMATE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER FILM CREDIT OFFER!!!

This is the craziest one yet! BY PURCHASING $120 BUCKS WORTH OF ANY MERCHANDISE AT FULLMOONDIRECT.COM YOU WILL RECEIVE AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CREDIT ON OUR UPCOMING PRODUCTION: GINGERDEADMAN 3: ROLLER BOOGIEMAN!!! And you will get a signed certificate guaranteeing this film credit sent to you along with your purchases. We presented this offer as part of our last 2 road show events and now 300+ dudes have an executive producer credit on GINGERDEADMAN 2: PASSION OF THE CRUST!!! This is a real film credit and will eventually be listed on IMDB.COM!!! WHERE ELSE ON THE PLANET CAN YOU BECOME AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON A FEATURE FILM BY PURCHASING ONLY $120 BUCKS OF COOL STUFF???

YES IT’S ALL TRUE!!! THESE OFFERS/EVENTS ARE AROUND THE CORNER AND ONLY HERE AT WWW.FULLMOONDIRECT.COM!!!

FAR OUT AND AWESOME!!!

CB

Really proud that today we have launched our FULL MOON CHANNEL on METACAFE! Check it out!!!

Just go to: www.metacafe.com/fullmoonfeatures.

CB

DUDES!!!
STARTING AT MIDNIGHT TOMORROW THRU MIDNIGHT SUNDAY AUGUST 10TH:
THE 60+ DVD BACK IN STOCK KILLER 2 FOR 1 SALE!
Over sixty out of print Full Moon DVDS will be back up for sale at fullmoondirect.com starting at midnight this Friday! Buy any 2 and get one free! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!!! Listed below are the titles that you can finally find again at fullmoondirect.com!!!
PLUS!!! We’re really really proud to have our FULL MOON CHANNEL launching today at www.metacafe.com/fullmoonfeatures – you gotta check it out!!!

CB

BACK IN STOCK!
Auditions From Beyond
Bleed
Blood Dolls
Castle Freak
Cemetary High
Creepozoids
Creeps, The
Darkwalker
Day Time Ended, The
Dead Hate The Living, The
Decadent Evil 2
Demonicus
Doll man Box Set
Dr Moreaus House of pain
Dungeon of Desire
End of the World
Fairy Tales
Femalien 2
Forbidden Zone: Alien Abduction
Galactic Gigilo
Head of the Family
Hideous
Horrible Dr. Bones, The
Horrific
Horrorvision
Huntress Spirit of the Night
Intruder
Killjoy
Laserblast
Lip Service
Lurid Tales
Morgana
Murdercycle
Mysterious Museum
Netherworld
NoAngels.com
Occultist, The
Petticoat Planet
Pleasurecraft
Possessed, The
Prison of the Dead
Puppet Master – The Legacy
Ragdoll
Regina Pierce Affair, The
Shandra the Jungle Girl
Shreiker
Slavegirls from Beyond Infinity
Sorority babes in Slimeball Bowl-a-rama
Stitches
Talisman
Timegate, Tales of the Saddletramps
Tomb of Terror
Totem
Tourist Trap
Trancers 6
Vault, The
Virtual Encounters
Witchouse
Witchouse 2
Zarkorr

I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU DUDES WHO ATTENDED THE FULL MOON HORROR ROAD SHOW! I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW FUN AND AMAZING IT WAS FOR ME TO MEET SO MANY FAR-OUT AND AWESOME PEOPLE! THANKS SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S NOW TIME TO FINISH KING BONG: EVIL BONG 2 AND GET BACK TO OUR NEW PRODUCTIONS! LIKE PUPPETMASTER: AXIS OF EVIL! AND KILLJOY 3! AND DEMONIC TOYS 2! AND BRIDE OF THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY!!!!
PLUS!! WE’RE WORKING ON A GREAT 4TH OF JULY MOVIE EXPLOSION AT WWW.FULLMOONDIRECT.COM!!! THERE WILL BE MANY NEW ITEMS ABVAILABLE ON THE 4TH INCLUDING THE 2 CD FULL MOON MUSIC COLLECTION!!! AND THE GINGERDEADMAN 2 DVD – BOTH COVER VERSIONS!!! AND A TOTAL OF TEN FANTASTIC FULL MOON 11X17 MINI-POSTERS!!! PLUS! MORE “CLASSIC” MOVIES PREVIOUSLY OUT OF STOCK ON DVD!!! AND! WHATEVER WE HAVE LEFT OF THE 18 DVD FULL MOON ARCHIVE BOX SET AT AN UNBELIEVABLE PRICE!!! AND THERE WILL BE A KILLER DEAL ATTACHED TO ALL OF THIS TO CELEBRATE THE 4TH.WHICH WILL BE AN OUT-OF-CONTROL INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!

DUDES!!!!!!!!!!! 3 MORE FULL MOON ROAD SHOW CITIES TO GO!!!!!!!!!! NYC ON WEDNESDAY AT THE CHINA CLUB WITH SPECIAL GUESTS INCLUDING BILL MOSELEY!!! AND THEN OKLAHOMA CITY ON SATURDAY AND FINALLY.DALLAS TEXAS ON SUNDAY!!!!! WHAT AN INSANE EXPERIENCE SO FAR: AWESOME AND FAR-OUT FANS!!! UBER HOT CHICKS! BOOBIES FLYING EVERYWHERE! BIZARRE DRUNK PEOPLE!!! UNTOLD STORIES AND UNBELIEVABLE FUN!!! THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS ATTENDED SO FAR!!! HERE ARE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT THE SHOW!!! FOR MORE INFO (AND TO PURCHASE A VERY LIMITED REMAINING SUPPLY OF THE 18 DVD ARCHIVE COLLECTION) JUST GO TOWWW.FULLMOONDIRECT.COM!!!

DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!! NEWS FLASH!!! JUST GOT WORD THAT
MICHAEL CITRINITI AKA THE AMAZING ACTOR WHO STARS IN
AND IS THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY WILL BE JOINING US
TONIGHT IN NYC AT THE CHINA CLUB!!! AND OF COURSE BILL
MOSELEY WILL BE THERE AS WELL!!! PLUS!!! THE UBER HOT
AND TALENTED ROBIN SYDNEY HAS CONFIRMED THAT SHE WILL
BE JOINING US IN DALLAS THIS SUNDAY!!! SO EXCITED FOR
THESE LAST 3 FULL MOON ROAD SHOW CITIES!!!!! CHECK OUT
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT OUR ROAD SHOW!!! AND FOR
TICKET INFO JUST GO TO WWW.FULLMOONDIRECT.COM!!!

CB

DUDES!!! SO MANY MANY EXCITING THINGS TO REPORT!!! THE FULL MOON HORROR ROAD SHOW TAKES OFF IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS!!! FIRST STOP: PHOENIX, ARIZONA! AND AS PROMISED THERE WILL BE SOME FAR-OUT AND EXTREMELY AWESOME ITEMS AVAILABLE ONLY AT THE ROAD SHOW! FIRST AND FOREMOST: THE FULL MOON ARCHIVE COLLECTION 18 DVD BOX SET!!! SEE IMAGES BELOW AND CHECK OUT THE PROMO! I WANTED TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE DVD COLLECTION AT AN INCREDIBLE “FOR THE FANS ONLY” PRICE! JUST $120 BUCKS FOR 18 DVDS! ALL HAND NUMBERED (75 PER CITY) AND SIGNED! THIS COLLECTION WILL ONLY BE SOLD AT THE 12 ROAD SHOW CITIES AND ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE ELSE! IN ADDITION TO THE BOX SET WE’LL HAVE SOME ADVANCE COPIES OF OUR NEXT REPLICA: DECAPITRON (WITH 3 HEADS!) AND A 2 CD MUSIC SET WITH ALL THE KILLER THEMES FROM THE FULL MOON “CLASSICS” PLUS GREAT SONGS FROM OUR MORE RECENT FEATURES! I’M ALSO GOING TO START DOING WEEKLY VIDCASTS – HOPE TO HAVE THE FIRST ONE UP NEXT WEEK!!! FOR MORE INFO AND TO GET TICKETS TO THE ROAD SHOW JUST GO TO WWW.FULLMOONDIRECT.COM !!! AND FINALLY! WE’RE STARTING UP OUR NEW ONLINE STREET TEAM VERY SOON – IF YOU WANT TO BECOME PART OF IT PLEASE EMAIL RY@FULLMOONFEATURES.COM. CB

DUDES!!! THE FULL MOON HORROR ROAD SHOW IS JUST WEEKS AWAY! ALL SORTS OF HORROR “CELEBS” ARE JOINING US NOT TO MENTION NEW CRAZY DEMENTED STUNTS PERFORMED ON STAGE! AND TONS OF NEW AND UNIQUE MERCHANDISE! PLUS OUR ROAD SHOW SPECIAL: THE AMAZING 1:1 SCALE REPLICA OF DECAPITRON WITH 3 INTERCHANGEABLE HEADS! AND A HUMONGOUS 18 DVD KILLER BOX SET AVAILABLE ONLY AT THE ROAD SHOW! (CONTENTS AND PRICE TO BE REVEALED SOON!!!) ALSO! STARTING REAL SOON I WILL BE DOING WEEKLY VID-CASTS AT WWW.FULLMOONDIRECT.COM! ALSO! VISIT US AT THE FANGORIA CONVENTION THIS FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY HERE IN LA! ALSO! ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON MYSPACE AT MYSPACE.COM/FULLMOONFEATURES!!!

DANGEROUS WORRY DOLLS! The DVD is out and it seems people are really liking it! The reviews have been amazing!!! It’s at Blockbuster and other stores for rental and always available at www.fullmoondirect.com!  GINGERDEADMAN 2: PASSION OF THE CRUST! Almost finished – so wrong and yet so funny! This is our June release! I will have advance copies at the Full Moon Horror Road Show! Watch out all of you executive producers!!!KING BONG: EVIL BONG 2! Just finished shooting last week! The original cast is back and if you liked EVIL BONG I’m pretty sure you’ll love KING BONG! The wasted boys have to go to the jungle to solve a big problem where they encounter the KING BONG who is protected by the scary (but not so scary!) POONTANG TRIBE!!! NEXT 2 RELICAS: JESTER AND TUNNELER! Finally available on Tuesday – April 1^st! FULL MOON HORROR ROAD SHOW! Too excited about this! Tickets are now on sale at www.fullmoondirect.com!!! We are trying to set an additional East coast venue – maybe in New York! Stay tuned!FULL MOON ART ON EBAY! Next week we’re putting up some more “classic” original art on eBay PLUS we’re finally opening an eBay store which will have some unique items that have not been available before. Like original signed Full Moon scripts dating back 20 + years! FANGORIA! We’ll be attending the Fangoria Convention in Los Angeles April 25^th-27^th! Come by and say hi!FULL MOON MUSIC CD! Yes it’s true! After so many requests at conventions and emails we are finally putting together a 2 CD set featuring a ton of main title music from Full Moon features on one CD and some killer songs on the the 2^nd CD! This will first be available in May at the Road Show and then shortly thereafter at www.fullmoondirect.com! Many other surprises and announcements to come! Thanks for watching my crazy movies – you dudes are all    FAR-OUT AND AWESOME!!!CB